1000 Ways to Die

2009-02-08

S01 E01 · 2009-02-08

Unforced Errors

208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.

S01 E02 · 2009-02-08

Death Over Easy

293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.

S01 E03 · 2009-02-15

Dead and Deader

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

S01 E04 · 2009-02-22

Death Gets Busy

A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

S01 E05 · 2009-03-01

The Lighter Side of Death

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

S01 E06 · 2009-03-08

The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

S01 E07 · 2009-03-15 · 60 min

Death Be Not Stupid

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

S01 E08 · 2009-03-22

Cure for the Common Death

The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.

S01 E09 · 2009-03-29

Death: A User's Manual

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

S01 E10 · 2009-04-05

I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

2009-12-06 · The second season features more of the bizarre ways these unfortunates have met their maker, including suffocating in a Murphy bed, exploding breast implants and choking to death on edible panties.

S02 E01 · 2009-12-06

Death On Arrival

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

S02 E02 · 2009-12-09

Death Bites!

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

S02 E03 · 2009-12-16

Up With Death

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

S02 E04 · 2009-12-30

Putting a Happy Face on Death

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

S02 E05 · 2010-01-06 · 21 min

Bringing in the Dead

A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided.

S02 E06 · 2010-01-13

Gratefully Dead

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

S02 E07 · 2010-01-20

Come On Get Deathy

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

S02 E08 · 2010-01-27

Death Watch

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

S02 E09 · 2010-02-03

Waking Up Dead

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

S02 E10 · 2010-02-10

You're dead! LOL!

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

S02 E11 · 2010-02-17 · 22 min

Dead to Rights

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

S02 E12 · 2010-02-24

Dead on Dead

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

2010-08-03

S03 E01 · 2010-08-03 · 20 min

Death on a Stick

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

S03 E02 · 2010-09-14 · 20 min

Putting a Smiley Face on Death

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

S03 E03 · 2010-09-21 · 20 min

Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

S03 E04 · 2010-09-28 · 21 min

Dead Wrongs

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

S03 E05 · 2010-10-05 · 21 min

Fatal Distractions

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

S03 E06 · 2010-10-19 · 21 min

The End Is Weird

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

S03 E07 · 2010-10-26 · 21 min

Hurry Up and Die

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

S03 E08 · 2010-11-02 · 21 min

Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

S03 E09 · 2010-11-09 · 21 min

Young, Dumb and Full of Death

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

S03 E10 · 2010-12-08 · 21 min

Deep Fried Death

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

S03 E11 · 2010-12-15 · 21 min

Cure for the Common Death Pt. II

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

S03 E12 · 2010-12-22 · 21 min

Sudden Death

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

S03 E13 · 2010-12-29 · 20 min

Dying to Tell the Story

A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

S03 E14 · 2011-01-15 · 21 min

If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

S03 E15 · 2011-02-08

The One About Dumb People Dying!

A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

S03 E16 · 2011-02-16

Getting a Rise from the Dead

A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.

S03 E17 · 2011-02-23

Ready or Not, Here Comes Death

A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.

S03 E18 · 2011-03-02

Grave Errors

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

S03 E19 · 2011-03-09

Killing Them Softly

A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.

S03 E20 · 2011-03-16

Better Them Than Us

A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

S03 E21 · 2011-03-23

Dead Before They Know It

A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

S03 E22 · 2011-03-30

Stupid Is as Death Does

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

S03 E23 · 2011-04-06

Mister Death

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

S03 E24 · 2011-07-18

Death, The New Black

A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.

S03 E25 · 2011-07-25

Death Be a Lady Tonight

An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

S03 E26 · 2011-08-01

Today’s Special: Death

A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.

S03 E27 · 2011-08-08

Eat, Pray Die

A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.

S03 E28 · 2011-08-15

Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

S03 E29 · 2011-08-22

Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever

A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.

S03 E30 · 2011-08-29

Death: One Size Fits All

A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.

S03 E31 · 2011-10-24

Deadliest Kitsch

Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.

S03 E32 · 2011-10-31

Grave Decisions

Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.

S03 E33 · 2011-11-07

Dirt Nap

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.

S03 E34 · 2011-11-14

Death Takes a Vacation

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

S03 E35 · 2011-11-21

Wild Wild Death

An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.

S03 E36 · 2012-01-25

Death Penalties

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

S03 E37 · 2012-02-01

Die-abestic

A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.

S03 E38 · 2012-02-08

Star Death: The Last Generation

Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

S03 E39 · 2012-02-22

Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”

Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.

S03 E40 · 2012-02-29

Sor-Dead Affair

A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.

S03 E41 · 2012-02-29

Locked and Low Dead

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

2012-03-12