The League

2009-10-29

S01 E01 · 2009-10-29 · 22 min

The Draft

A group of friends from Chicago begin their annual fantasy football league by preparing the league draft, but three-time defending champ Pete has a problem: his wife Meegan doesn't want him to play this season.

S01 E02 · 2009-11-05 · 22 min

The Bounce Test

Pete's split with Meegan intrudes upon Ruxin's marriage, as Sofia is neglecting him sexually in order to spend her time helping Meegan deal with the break-up. Meanwhile, Jenny reveals to Sofia the sexual secrets that ensure that Kevin will never leave her.

S01 E03 · 2009-11-12 · 22 min

Sunday at Ruxin's

Ruxin invites everyone over on Sunday to watch the games, see the baby, and have lunch. His guests get much more lunch than they expected, as Ruxin and Sofia forbid the gang from watching football during their meal.

S01 E04 · 2009-11-19 · 22 min

Mr. McGibblets

The guys join Pete on what was supposed to be his 5th-anniversary spa trip. Meanwhile, Kevin enlists Taco to scare his daughter off of her new toy, which Kevin hates.

S01 E05 · 2009-12-03 · 22 min

The Usual Bet

Pete and Kevin get stuck at a terrible Christmas party instead of watching the games, while Ruxin and Taco go to Chinatown on a very special mission.

S01 E06 · 2009-12-10 · 22 min

The Shiva Bowl

The guys try to hide the Shiva Trophy from their high school classmate - the actual Shiva. Taco gets a "real person job at a Volkswagen dealership.

2010-09-16

S02 E01 · 2010-09-16 · 22 min

Vegas Draft

Andre plans an extravagant trip to Vegas for the league's 2010 fantasy draft, but the group credits Pete to mess with Andre. The gang must choose between Jenny and Ruxin's creepy brother-in-law, Raffi, when a spot on the league opens up during the trip.

S02 E02 · 2010-09-23 · 22 min

Bro-Lo El Cunado

The married guys atone for Vegas with an adult weekend for Kevin and Jenny and 'Terrific Lady Day' for Ruxin and Sofia. Raffi continues to plague the league with his abrasive personality and creepy mannerisms.

S02 E03 · 2010-09-30 · 22 min

The White Knuckler

Andre brings in a new partner to expand his medical practice. Ruxin uses a sick kid to meet NFL star Josh Cribbs and Pete deals with the complications of dating Kevin's ex-girlfriend.

S02 E04 · 2010-10-07 · 22 min

The Kluneberg

Jenny and the guys catch up with their old friend Russell, and the guys all try to get Rafi out of the league by pretending that it's being ended. Meanwhile, Taco finds a toilet seat in a dumpster, and Andre buys an "interesting" expensive painting.

S02 E05 · 2010-10-14 · 22 min

The Marathon

Pete spares Andre no grief after announcing plans to run a marathon. Kevin and Jenny seek balance between conflicting roles as both spouses and league adversaries. Ruxin offends a colleague, but Taco's new venture as a notary may be the solution.

S02 E06 · 2010-10-21 · 22 min

The Anniversary Party

Ruxin throws Sofia an anniversary party on the same day as Jenny's birthday. Meegan returns with a 'plus one.'

S02 E07 · 2010-10-28 · 22 min

Ghost Monkey

Kevin convinces everyone to come to the suburbs for Halloween. Meanwhile, Pete has given Ruxin the privilege of selecting his opponent's team for their upcoming match. Taco feels responsible for events relating to a petting-zoo monkey.

S02 E08 · 2010-11-04 · 22 min

The Tie

Andre and Ruxin refuse to accept a tie, adding to Kevin's current frustrations as league commissioner. Pete has a connection for great Bears tickets, but the gang warns him about what he may have to provide in return. Taco discovers Western medicine.

S02 E09 · 2010-11-11 · 22 min

Expert Witness

Andre prepares for his turn as an expert witness in Ruxin's big case, but thinks Pete is trying to steal his thunder. Ruxin tries to ferret out collusion between Kevin and Jenny. Taco needs a nude portrait to impress the courtroom artist.

S02 E10 · 2010-11-18 · 22 min

High School Reunion

It's high-school reunion time, and Andre is looking forward to basking in his success while Ruxin wants to show off Sofia. Meanwhile, Pete needs a name for the new Last Place Trophy and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.

S02 E11 · 2010-12-02 · 22 min

Ramona Neopolitano

During the last week before the playoffs, Andre's special diet makes him exceptionally emotional about his matchup. Kevin gets in a fight with fantasy football gurus John Hansen and Adam Caplan, and Ruxin begs the guys to cover for him when he lies to Sofia.

S02 E12 · 2010-12-09 · 22 min

Kegel the Elf

It's Christmas and more importantly it's the playoffs, so tension runs high. While Ruxin's revenge gift to Kevin goes terribly awry, Ellie suddenly acting up at school causes Jenny to worry that all this attention to fantasy football is making her a bad mom. Meanwhile Taco's eggs turn one year old.

S02 E13 · 2010-12-09 · 22 min

The Sacko Bowl

At season's end, Jenny and Ruxin are vying for the Shiva while Andre and Taco duel it out for the Sacko. Kevin learns to read lips by watching porn. Pete buys a Crown Vic and is mistaken for a cop.

2011-10-06

S03 E01 · 2011-10-06 · 22 min

The Lockout

The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.

S03 E02 · 2011-10-13 · 22 min

The Sukkah

Everyone is disappointed with their draft, but no one trusts each other enough to trade. Jenny goes back to work as a realtor. Ruxin tries to get Baby Geoffrey into a Jewish pre-school.

S03 E03 · 2011-10-20 · 22 min

The Au Pair

Ruxin hires a hot Au Pair for Baby Geoffrey, and is afraid Taco will sleep with her. Andre explores online dating, and Kevin cheats on Jenny with ESPN fantasy football analyst Matthew Berry.

S03 E04 · 2011-10-27 · 22 min

Ol' Smoke Crotch

Kevin struggles with getting older. Ruxin is so desperate to get rid of his au pair that he gets Rafi's help. Taco finds a market for Kevin and Jenny's wedding cocktail napkins and Pete learns a new sexual position, which he regrets.

S03 E05 · 2011-11-03 · 22 min

Bobbum Man

Jenny forgets a special anniversary with Kevin. Andre seeks line-up Nirvana. Kevin is haunted by Pete's imaginary character, the "Bobbum Man," which takes on a life of its own through Taco's offline social network called "My-face."

S03 E06 · 2011-11-10 · 22 min

Yobogoya!

Jenny jeopardizes Ruxin's chance to work on a big case with his boss, Mr. Hudabega. Taco competes in a jingle contest for a disgusting fast food restaurant. Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop.

S03 E07 · 2011-11-10 · 22 min

Carmenjello

Kevin and Jenny search for the perfect paint color to get back their privacy. Sofia accuses Ruxin of breast favoritism, and Andre is honored at his former high school for a donation.

S03 E08 · 2011-11-17 · 22 min

Thanksgiving

Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father, and Andre's sister is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner. Taco makes an edible investment. Kevin and Jenny have a problem with Ellie's class pet.

S03 E09 · 2011-12-01 · 22 min

The Out of Towner

The group's old buddy, Chuck, visits and is not at all like what the guys remember him to be. Meanwhile, Kevin and Jenny get in over their heads with a drug dealer, and Taco goes on a radical diet.

S03 E10 · 2011-12-08 · 22 min

The Light of Genesis

Kevin suspects that his Krav Maga teacher might be hitting on him. Meanwhile, Ruxin joins a cult in order to gain their Fantasy Football knowledge, and Jenny entrusts Andre with a secret.

S03 E11 · 2011-12-15 · 22 min

The Guest Bong

Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.

S03 E12 · 2011-12-22 · 22 min

St. Pete

Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs. Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp, and Pete has devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.

S03 E13 · 2011-12-22 · 22 min

The Funeral

The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte, and Ruxin is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.

2012-10-11

S04 E01 · 2012-10-11 · 22 min

Training Camp

The League prepares for the draft and the arrival of Kevin and Jenny's baby boy. Taco's business dealings with Jerry Jones get the guys invited to the Dallas Cowboys' Training Camp.

S04 E02 · 2012-10-18 · 22 min

The Hoodie

Kevin and Jenny argue over whether or not their son will be circumcised and everyone takes sides, including Shiva.

S04 E03 · 2012-10-25 · 22 min

The Freeze Out

A kid's birthday party interferes with Pete's planned paintball outing. Meanwhile, Ruxin has a run-in with a sushi chef.

S04 E04 · 2012-11-01 · 22 min

The Breastalyzer

Kevin and Jenny realize that Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group. Meanwhile, Rafi is entrusted to take Ruxin's son to his swim class.

S04 E05 · 2012-11-08 · 22 min

Judge MacArthur

Kevin runs into NFL quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick at a charity event. Meanwhile, the guys attempt to determine who among them is the smartest.

S04 E06 · 2012-11-15 · 22 min

The Tailgate

Andre's plan to take the guys tailgating is thwarted when their high school nemesis Frank "The Body" Gibiatti and his gang have the same idea. Taco tries to sell knockoff merchandise and has a run in with Chicago Great Jim McMahon.

S04 E07 · 2012-11-29 · 22 min

The Vapora Sport

Pete fights over a pair of shoes with a man in a wheelchair. Taco teaches a dog to recognize the scent of sex. Jenny and Kevin get Ellie a piano.

S04 E08 · 2012-12-06 · 22 min

The Anchor Baby

Ruxin is worried that Sofia has soured on their marriage. The guys try to shake free of an undesirable acquaintance. Jenny uses insider information to make a dirty trade.

S04 E09 · 2012-12-06 · 22 min

Bro-lo El Cordero

Andre takes advantage of Kevin after his colonoscopy. Pete suspects his Grandpa Duke is committing adultery. The group enlists Rafi to settle a League dispute when no one trusts Ruxin to do it.

S04 E10 · 2012-12-13 · 22 min

Our Dinner With Andre

Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti.

S04 E11 · 2012-12-13 · 22 min

12.12.12

Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy prepare for the end of the world.

S04 E12 · 2012-12-20 · 22 min

A Krampus Carol

Andre and Trixie's relationship is put to the test. Jenny and Pete make special offerings to Shiva. Rupert Ruxin has a gift for his son while Taco challenges the Mall Santa.

S04 E13 · 2012-12-20 · 22 min

The Curse of Shiva

Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.

2013-09-04

S05 E01 · 2013-09-04 · 22 min

The Bachelor Draft

The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.

S05 E02 · 2013-09-11 · 22 min

The Von Nowzick Wedding

The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.

S05 E03 · 2013-09-18 · 22 min

Chalupa vs. the Cutlet

Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.

S05 E04 · 2013-09-25 · 22 min

Rafi and Dirty Randy

When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.

S05 E05 · 2013-10-02 · 22 min

The Bye Week

Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.

S05 E06 · 2013-10-09 · 22 min

Heavy Petting

Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business; Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle; Pete uses Andre as a trade maid.

S05 E07 · 2013-10-16 · 22 min

The Bringer Show

Andre takes a stand up class; Jenny joins a women's investment club; Pete plays Ruxin with two open slots on his team.

S05 E08 · 2013-10-23 · 22 min

Flowers For Taco

Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.

S05 E09 · 2013-10-30 · 22 min

The Automatic Faucet

Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.

S05 E10 · 2013-11-06 · 22 min

The Near Death Flex-perience

Taco opens a pubic barber shop. Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny. Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.

S05 E11 · 2013-11-13 · 22 min

The Credit Card Alert

Ellie's basketball coach (Erin Heatherton) makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.

S05 E12 · 2013-11-20 · 22 min

Baby Geoffrey Jesus

Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion baby Geoffrey will be; Andre tries a long con; Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

S05 E13 · 2013-11-20 · 22 min

The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah

The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line; Andre confronts the one plastic surgeon in Chicago; Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca; TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.

2014-09-03

S06 E01 · 2014-09-03 · 22 min

Sitting Shiva

While Taco hits the links, Kevin struggles with Jenny's Shiva Bowl victory; Andre's new sense of self becomes insufferable; the group attends a funeral.

S06 E02 · 2014-09-10 · 22 min

Tefl-Andre

Kevin is diagnosed with low testosterone and no one is surprised; Jay Glazer does Andre a huge favor; all the while, Ruxin interferes with baby Geoffrey's little league team.

S06 E03 · 2014-09-17 · 22 min

The Height Supremacist

Andre gets punished by the rest of the League, Jenny picks her team based on height, Ellie invites Darren Sproles to a dance, Pete needs the help of TacoCorp.

S06 E04 · 2014-09-24 · 22 min

When Rafi Met Randy

The beautiful story of Randall and Rafael's meeting in a mental institution and how it forever changed their lives.

S06 E05 · 2014-10-01 · 22 min

The Hot Tub

Kevin and Jenny get a hot tub, Taco shops for a new home, Pete tries to put an end to hand holding.

S06 E06 · 2014-10-08 · 22 min

Breast Awareness Month

Andre uses Breast Cancer Awareness Month as an excuse to wear pink. Taco starts his own Charity. Kevin has a run in with his doctor.

S06 E07 · 2014-10-15 · 22 min

The Heavenly Fouler

Andre rescues a cat. Pete has to choose between a great prank and a great girl. Kevin plays basketball with his priest.

S06 E08 · 2014-10-22 · 22 min

Man Land

Jenny's dad takes the guys camping. Andre and Russell go into business together. Pete's new team name offends Kevin who refuses to say it.

S06 E09 · 2014-10-29 · 22 min

Taco Standard Time

Taco takes on the end of Daylight Savings Time. The guys try to help Lane during a difficult time. Andre and his cat M'Lady are on the rocks.

S06 E10 · 2014-11-05 · 22 min

Epi-Sexy

Pete is dating a girl who has seizures during sex, Andre starts wearing glasses, Taco's frittata friend teaches Jenny to cook.

S06 E11 · 2014-11-12 · 22 min

EBDBBnB

Taco and Andre both want the guys to watch football at their new establishments. Pete tries to hide something he has in common with Andre. Ruxin is disgusted by his co-worker's hygiene habits.

S06 E12 · 2014-11-19 · 22 min

Menage a Cinq

Taco finds a new strain of marijuana; Andre tries to control Pete's relationship with one of his patients; Trixie Von Stein's return complicates Russell and Andre's already competitive relationship.

S06 E13 · 2014-11-19 · 22 min

The Beach House

There is more at stake this year than just the Shiva; Ted's beach house is also up for grabs; Ruxin tries to impress an agent; Jenny has grown attached to the Shiva.

2015-09-09 · Marshawn Lynch attends the Taco Corp Annual Board Meeting, Jenny is a VIP at the big Draft in Chicago, Kevin has a run in with Seahawks GM John Schneider, and Pete bumps into his ex-wife Meegan.

S07 E01 · 2015-09-09 · 22 min

That Other Draft

Pete bumps into his ex-wife. Jenny is a VIP during the draft in Chicago, while Kevin runs into the Seahawks' general manager. Marshawn Lynch attends Taco Corp's annual board meeting.

S07 E02 · 2015-09-16 · 22 min

The Draft of Innocence

No one likes Andre's idea of a themed draft. Pete isn't speaking to Andre. The league agrees to an auction draft and, shockingly, there are huge problems.

S07 E03 · 2015-09-23 · 22 min

The Blind Spot

Football is back and everyone fights over where to watch the games. Ruxin has his house to himself, sort of. Taco launches EBDBPrime.

S07 E04 · 2015-09-30 · 22 min

Deflategate

Andre gets sued by Frank 'The Body' Gibbiati. Jenny gets relationship advice from Green Bay wide receiver Randall Cobb.

S07 E05 · 2015-10-07 · 22 min

The Bully

Kevin is uncomfortable with Ellie's new sex-ed class. Taco starts a Little Eskimo Brothers program at the EBDBBnB.

S07 E06 · 2015-10-14 · 22 min

The Beer Mile

Pete decides to run the Beer Mile with Taco as his coach. Kevin tries to figure out where the gardener goes to the bathroom. Jenny's matchup with Andre means playing Andre and Meegan.

S07 E07 · 2015-10-21 · 22 min

Trophy Kevin

Andre uses the EBDBBnB for farming. Taco acquires a drone. Pete's new referee friend has Kevin feeling insecure.

S07 E08 · 2015-10-28 · 22 min

The Last Temptation of Andre

Andre joins a Korean church for the parking. Detroit wide receiver Golden Tate flips the script when he and Taco create a fantasy workplace league and draft the others.

S07 E09 · 2015-11-04 · 22 min

The Yank Banker

Pete isn't sure if he wants to commit to Libby. Taco embraces his day job in the banking world. Andre's patient is a college crush.

S07 E10 · 2015-11-11 · 22 min

The Block

Taco retires from sex because of concussions. Andre's one night stand with an Uber driver goes awry. Pete binge watches seven seasons of "The Block;" and Ruxin and Sofia use the internet to keep up their sex life while she is in Puerto Rico.

S07 E11 · 2015-11-18 · 22 min

Adios y Bienvenidos

Sofia decides to get plastic surgery and Ruxin has to deal with the aftermath. Elsewhere: Rafi and Dirty Randy travel to Puerto Rico.

S07 E12 · 2015-12-02 · 22 min

The 13 Stages of Grief

The league is kicked off their fantasy football website, so Kevin runs the league old school. Jenny deals with loss. Rafi counsels Ruxin. Andre tries to co-opt Ruxin's dinner reservation.

S07 E13 · 2015-12-09 · 22 min

The Great Night of Shiva

In the series finale, the fates of the Shiva, Sacko and Snip are decided and Ruxin makes a big decision that impacts his chances of winning and the league's survival.