Cow and Chicken

S01 E01 · 1997-09-16 · 6 min

Field Trip to Folsom Prison

On a field trip to the penitentiary, Chicken switches places with a hardened criminal named Red.

S01 E02 · 1997-09-16 · 6 min

The Girl's Bathroom

Chicken, Flem and Earl are fascinated by the girls' bathroom.

S01 E03 · 1997-09-16 · 7 min

This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge

I.M. Weasel must complete the trans Atlantic Bridge.

S01 E04 · 1997-07-22 · 6 min

Supermodel Cow

At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.

S01 E05 · 1997-07-22 · 6 min

Part-Time Job

Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"".

S01 E06 · 1997-07-22 · 7 min

I.R. on Sun

I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...

S01 E07 · 1997-07-29 · 6 min

Alive!

Cow and her babysitter accidentally get stuck up on the roof.

S01 E08 · 1997-07-29 · 6 min

Who is Super Cow?

Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow.

S01 E09 · 1997-07-29 · 7 min

Deep Sea Tour

Bathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep sea tour.

S01 E10 · 1997-08-05 · 6 min

Confused

Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines.

S01 E11 · 1997-08-05 · 6 min

The Molting Fairy

Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival.

S01 E12 · 1997-08-05 · 7 min

I.R. Gentlemans

It's discovered that I.R. is the king of the kingdom of Yurp, so Weasel must turn him into a gentleman.

S01 E13 · 1997-08-12 · 6 min

The Ugliest Weenie - Part One

Cow writes a play called The Ugliest Weenie, -- a sad tale about an ugly, deformed weenie in a pack of otherwise beautiful weenies (hotdogs).

S01 E14 · 1997-08-12 · 7 min

I Are Big Star

I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.

S01 E15 · 1997-08-12 · 6 min

The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue

Picking up where the last episode left off, the night the play begins, the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so Chicken gets the role, while Cow is the new leading lady, since Wee Wee caught the pocks too. The play goes on, and all the weenies cast out the Ugliest Weenie, but soon learn that ugly is good, because it means that he won't get bar-b-qued, and eaten.

S01 E16 · 1997-08-19 · 6 min

Crash Dive!

Chicken builds a submarine out of odd pieces of wood he finds lying around.

S01 E17 · 1997-08-19 · 6 min

Happy Meat

Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.

S01 E18 · 1997-08-19 · 7 min

Power of Odor

I.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.

S01 E19 · 1997-08-26 · 6 min

School Bully

When a new bully comes to town, Chicken and his friends become nostalgic for their old school bully.

S01 E20 · 1997-08-26 · 6 min

Time Machine

Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.

S01 E21 · 1997-08-26 · 7 min

Ping Pong at Sea

Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself.

S01 E22 · 1997-09-02 · 6 min

Orthodontic Police

Dad is pulled over by a cop, who discovers Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth and slaps braces on them.

S01 E23 · 1997-09-02 · 6 min

The Cow with Four Eyes!

Chicken misreads the eye chart and gets a thick pair of glasses.

S01 E24 · 1997-09-02 · 7 min

Disease Fiesta

I.M. Weasel is searching for the cure of Athlete's Face.

S01 E25 · 1997-09-09 · 6 min

Cow's Instincts... Don't It?

Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.

S01 E26 · 1997-09-09 · 6 min

Ballerina Cow

S01 E27 · 1997-09-09 · 7 min

I.R. Plant Life

I.R. falls in love with a flower he has grown.

S01 E28 · 1997-12-02 · 6 min

Chicken's First Kiss

A game of "Capture the Boys" in the playground leads to unexpected romance for Chicken, ultimately resulting in marriage.

S01 E29 · 1997-12-02 · 6 min

Squirt the Daisies

Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.

S01 E30 · 1997-09-23 · 7 min

I Am Ambassador

Two dudes take a group of beavers hostage and Weasel must save them.

S01 E31 · 1997-12-09 · 6 min

Lawnmower Chicken

Chicken thinks he's found a good way to earn extra cash - by mowing old man Devlin's yard.

S01 E32 · 1997-12-09 · 6 min

Cow Loves Piles

Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.

S01 E33 · 1997-12-09 · 7 min

Law of Gravity

I.R. destroys the Law of Gravity.

S01 E34 · 1997-09-23 · 6 min

Space Cow

Cow and Chicken both win a contest that allows them to spend a day in the career of their choice.

S01 E35 · 1997-09-23 · 6 min

The Legend of SailCat

Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.

S01 E36 · 1997-12-02 · 7 min

Happy Baboon Holidays

It's Christmas and I.R.'s family pays a visit. But when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.

S01 E37 · 1997-12-16 · 6 min

Head Hunting in Oregon

Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation to Oregon to see some real headhunters.

S01 E38 · 1997-12-16 · 6 min

The King and Queen of Cheese

Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.

S01 E39 · 1997-12-16 · 7 min

I. Architect

An accident causes Weasel and I.R. to drop their brains.

S02 E01 · 1998-01-13 · 6 min

Fluffy the Anaconda

Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.

S02 E02 · 1998-01-13 · 6 min

The Laughing Puddle

Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub.

S02 E04 · 1998-01-20 · 6 min

Pirate Lessons

The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.

S02 E05 · 1998-01-20 · 6 min

Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast

The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonight's Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.

S02 E07 · 1998-01-27 · 6 min

Tongue Sandwich

Cow's tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone's gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chicken's wattle decides to run away to.

S02 E08 · 1998-01-27 · 6 min

Dream Date Chicken

Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.

S02 E10 · 1998-02-03 · 6 min

Sumo Cow

Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.

S02 E11 · 1998-02-03 · 6 min

Comet!

Cow and Chicken's class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad's golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of ""Dad's Ball Comet"".

S02 E13 · 1998-02-10 · 6 min

Dirty Laundry

The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends.

S02 E14 · 1998-02-10 · 6 min

Grizzly Beaver Safari

Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and man-eating giraffes. Super Cow comes to the rescue, only to find that she has actually been defeated by the Grizzly Beaver, who has eaten the giraffe, who has eaten Chicken.

S02 E16 · 1998-02-17 · 6 min

Which Came First?

The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, it's egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isn't even a chicken.

S02 E17 · 1998-02-17 · 6 min

Boneless Kite

Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow's kite tangles with The Red Guy's Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Boneless's rescue, and the tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river.

S02 E19 · 1998-02-20 · 6 min

Buffalo Gals

A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken's house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. It's up to Chicken to save his sister.

S02 E20 · 1998-02-20 · 6 min

Cow and Chicken Reclining

Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what it's like to sit in ""The Chair"". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his ""new chair"".

S02 E22 · 1998-03-03 · 6 min

Free Inside!

Chicken finds a credit card as his ""free inside prize"". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the neat stuff he wants. So Cow and Chicken run down to the weenie emporium, where he learns he can only buy products with the value of 25 cents or less. With that, he buys a stick of weenie bubblegum for 20 cents, then The Red Guy shows up to collect his 5 cent interest.

S02 E23 · 1998-03-03 · 6 min

Journey to the Center of Cow

Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he feeds Cow with pork butts, but when his sleeve gets caught in the catapault, he ends up getting swallowed by Cow. With that, Mom and Dad take her to The Red Guy, who tries to get Chicken out of Cow's cavernous abdimen.

S02 E25 · 1998-03-10 · 6 min

The Karate Chick

After Chicken's beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow).

S02 E26 · 1998-03-10 · 6 min

Yard Sale

Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Guy literally buys the yard. Mom and Dad expect Chicken to get the yard back, in which he does by having Cow play a game of one-shot battleship with The Red Guy.

S02 E28 · 1998-03-17 · 6 min

Meet Lance Sackless

Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy.

S02 E29 · 1998-03-17 · 6 min

Who's Afraid of the Dark?

Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken aren't afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything.

S02 E31 · 1998-03-24 · 6 min

The Bad News Plastic Surgeons

Teacher is disappointed when the school's plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be the new plastic surgery coach. Chicken and Cow immediately join the team, and are taken to the finals, where they must compete against real doctors, who are still in grade school.

S02 E32 · 1998-03-24 · 6 min

The Exchange Student

The neighboring county of Montzerellaville is in the middle of a Holy Cheese War. One of their own, Slappy McCracken, is part of the exchange student program. He and Cow fall head over heals for each other. Cow then decides to stop the cheese war by proving that cheese isn't used for weapons, it's used for food.

S02 E34 · 1998-03-31 · 6 min

Child Star

Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of ""Pretty Little Girl"" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who can't puddle dance. Cow's performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera.

S02 E35 · 1998-03-31 · 6 min

Perpetual Energy

Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going forever. The Red Guy kidnaps Cow and Chicken to recreate the energy, so he can win a trip to up North without having to sell Military Scout Cookies.

S02 E37 · 1998-04-07 · 6 min

Bad Chicken

Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of their butts, and themselves: causing the copier to blow up. Cow and Chicken run down to the local officer supply store, while The Red Guy brings a copy of Chicken to life. The Chicken copy then causes chaos all over school, while Cow and the real Chicken try to destroy it.

S02 E38 · 1998-04-07 · 6 min

Stay Awake

Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep.

S03 E01 · 1998-08-15 · 6 min

Can Cow Come Out and Play?

The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.

S03 E02 · 1998-08-15 · 6 min

Horn Envy

Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.

S03 E04 · 1998-08-22 · 6 min

Goin' My Way?

While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.

S03 E05 · 1998-08-22 · 6 min

The Babysitter

Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.

S03 E07 · 1998-08-29 · 6 min

Cow Fly

Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.

S03 E08 · 1998-08-29 · 6 min

Where Am I?

Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.

S03 E10 · 1998-09-05 · 6 min

Sergeant Weenie Arms

After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.

S03 E11 · 1998-09-05 · 6 min

Sow & Chicken

Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.

S03 E13 · 1998-09-12 · 6 min

Me an' My Dog

Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.

S03 E14 · 1998-09-12 · 6 min

Cow's Dream Catcher

Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.

S03 E16 · 1998-09-19 · 6 min

Grandma at the Mall

Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.

S03 E17 · 1998-09-19 · 6 min

Chicken in the Bathroom

Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.

S03 E19 · 1998-09-26 · 6 min

Chickens Don't Fly

Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.

S03 E20 · 1998-09-26 · 6 min

P.E.

P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins.

S03 E22 · 1998-10-03 · 6 min

Playin' Hookie

Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.

S03 E23 · 1998-10-03 · 6 min

Chicken Lips

Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.

S03 E25 · 1998-10-10 · 6 min

The Day I Was Born

Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.

S03 E26 · 1998-10-10 · 6 min

Factory Follies

Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.

S03 E28 · 1998-10-17 · 6 min

101 Uses for Cow and Chicken

Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.

S03 E29 · 1998-10-17 · 6 min

Intelligent Life?

Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.

S03 E31 · 1998-10-24 · 6 min

Be Careful What You Wish For

Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.

S03 E32 · 1998-10-24 · 6 min

Lost At Sea

Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminiscing about their fun lives.

S03 E34 · 1998-11-01 · 6 min

Night of the Ed

Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.

S03 E35 · 1998-11-01 · 6 min

Cow's Pie

Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.

S03 E37 · 1999-05-03 · 6 min

Professor Longhorn Steer

Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.

S03 E38 · 1999-05-03 · 6 min

A Couple of Skating Fools

Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chicken's dream.

S04 E01 · 1999-04-26 · 6 min

Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal

Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.

S04 E02 · 1999-04-26 · 6 min

Black Sheep of the Family

Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Cow and Chicken try to make Black Sheep feel at home, but when he compliments Flem and Earl in scientific terms, they assume that Black Sheep is a dangerous criminal. Cow tries to help Black Sheep, who everyone changes their minds about, after he saves a woman's life from a heart attack.

S04 E04 · 1999-05-04 · 6 min

The Full Mounty

It's ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender.

S04 E05 · 1999-05-04 · 6 min

Mall Cop

Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.

S04 E07 · 1999-04-28 · 6 min

Cow's Toys

Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.

S04 E08 · 1999-04-28 · 6 min

I Scream, Man

It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).

S04 E10 · 1999-04-29 · 6 min

Cloud Nine

Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.

S04 E11 · 1999-04-29 · 6 min

Send in the Clowns

Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.

S04 E13 · 1999-04-27 · 6 min

The Big Move

Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies ""our old house was infested with ants.""

S04 E14 · 1999-04-27 · 6 min

Cow's Magic Blanket

Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window, but is depressed for the rest of the day. Chicken tries the cheer her up by playing the bad guy in a game of Super Cow. Cow confesses that her blanket was also Super Cow's magic cape, and that Super Cow was never coming back. Red Guy then sees the perfect opportunity to torture Flem and Earl. Chicken decides it's ""Wonder Wattle"" to the rescue.

S04 E16 · 1999-05-05 · 6 min

Snail Boy

Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Mom's Sis announces that Snail Boy has been transformed to Cow and Chicken's school. During his first day of school, Chicken becomes the laughing-stock when every finds out that Chicken is the cousin of a snail. Snail Boy then becomes the target of the eyes of the bullying track team.

S04 E17 · 1999-05-05 · 6 min

The Penalty Wheel

Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow ""You've Been Panced?"". Where the contestants have three seconds to perform three complicated tasks, or they have to spin the penalty. Chicken, Flem, and Earl all fail, but thanks to Super Cow, they win the grand prize: Red Guy's life savings. They discovered that they've been swindled, and Super Cow takes out Red Guy.

S04 E19 · 1999-05-06 · 6 min

Invisible Cow

Red Guy pops by Cow and Chicken's house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims she's invisible, so she runs around town performing feats of ""invisibiltiness"". Red Guy sees this, and has Cow steal ""withdrawl slips"" from the bank with her ""invisibleness"". Cow steal fill-out forms instead of cash. Cow then tries to help lousy golfers, but she realizes she never was really invisible at all.

S04 E20 · 1999-05-06 · 6 min

Monster in the Closet

Cow wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a monster in the closet. Mr. Monster is actually quite friendly, and the next day, Cow treats him to a grand day out.

S04 E22 · 1999-04-30 · 6 min

Chicken's Fairy Tale

Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant.

S04 E23 · 1999-04-30 · 6 min

Magic Chicken

Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.

S04 E25 · 1999-05-07 · 6 min

Major Wedgie

Dad tells the story of how he and Mom met to Cow and Chicken.

S04 E26 · 1999-05-07 · 6 min

The Loneliest Cow

Cow is very lonely, that is until she befriends an orange she finds in her front yard.

S04 E28 · 1999-06-18 · 6 min

Cow's Horse

Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard. Cow and Chicken then take the horse as their new friend. Cow and Chicken make sure that Blackie gets his way. Soon Mom and Dad tire living like animals and wearing horse shoes, and tell Cow and Chicken that Blackie has to go.

S04 E29 · 1999-06-18 · 6 min

Cow's a Beauty

Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent.

S04 E31 · 1999-06-30 · 6 min

Piano Lessons

Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich.

S04 E32 · 1999-06-30 · 6 min

Red Butler

Red Guys shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, posing as Hives the Butler.

S04 E34 · 1999-07-16 · 6 min

Duck, Duck Chicken!

Now Red Guy's Dr. Hiney, and says that Chicken is a deformed duck. With that, he takes Chicken to the hospital for a wattle-ex-tamy.

S04 E35 · 1999-07-16 · 6 min

The Great Pantzini

Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guy's circus.

S04 E37 · 1999-08-13 · 6 min

The Cow and Chicken Blues

When Cow and Chicken get depressed, their parents suggest them to go to a mysterious swamp, and find a blind blues singer to fight their depression.

S04 E38 · 1999-08-13 · 6 min

The Ballad of Cow and Chicken

The Cow and Chicken`s teacher sings a ballad about Red Guy and Cow and Chicken.