Are We There Yet?

S02 E08 · 2011-01-26 · 30 min

The Suzanne Theft Auto Episode

After she catches Nick in a lie, Suzanne forces everyone in the family to tell the truth at all times – but the truth means different things to different people.

S02 E09 · 2011-02-02 · 30 min

The Despicable E Episode

It's the men in one corner and the women in the other as Nick's big boxing match party unexpectedly takes over the family room on the same night Suzanne's book group is meeting in the living room.

S02 E10 · 2011-02-02 · 30 min

The She Got Game Night Episode

Suzanne organizes a traditional game night at the house, but the evening turns comically dicey due to a prank and a bet between Nick and Kevin. Ice Cube, David Rasche and Toccara Jones guest star.

S02 E11 · 2011-02-09 · 30 min

The Valentine's Day Episode

S02 E12 · 2011-02-09 · 30 min

The Parent Teacher Trap Episode

S02 E13 · 2011-02-16 · 30 min

The Whose Card Is It Anyway Episode

Suzanne and Nick go on a “People's Court”-type TV show, when Nick lies about having spent a gift card Suzanne gave him, which she finds and spends on herself, calling him on his lie.

S02 E14 · 2011-02-16 · 30 min

The Suzanne Gets One-Upped Episode

S02 E15 · 2011-02-23 · 30 min

The First .45 Episode

Lindsey makes a reality show about her family that she tries to script when she thinks they're too boring – until Kevin finds Suzanne's gun in her bedroom and shows it to Troy, bringing real danger to the household.

S02 E16 · 2011-02-23 · 30 min

The Take Your Kids to Work Day Episode

S02 E17 · 2011-03-02 · 30 min

The Fall of Troy Episode

S02 E18 · 2011-03-02 · 30 min

The Pole Dance Episode

Suzanne catches Nick watching a rap video with a pole dancer in it and decides to show Nick that she's the best pole dancer on the block.

S02 E19 · 2011-03-09 · 30 min

The Disney Episode

S02 E20 · 2011-03-09 · 30 min

The Salsa Episode

S02 E21 · 2011-03-16 · 30 min

The Nick Gets Jealous Episode

S02 E22 · 2011-03-16 · 30 min

The Test Taker Episode

S02 E23 · 2011-03-23 · 30 min

The Compatibility Test Episode

S02 E24 · 2011-03-23 · 30 min

The Good Cop, Bad Cop Episode

S02 E25 · 2011-03-30 · 30 min

The Mr. Almost Episode

S02 E26 · 2011-03-30 · 30 min

The Play Date Episode

S02 E27 · 2011-04-06 · 30 min

The Lindasy Gets High Episode

S02 E28 · 2011-04-06 · 30 min

The Liar, Liar Episode

S02 E29 · 2011-04-13 · 30 min

The Fight Party Episode

S02 E30 · 2011-04-13 · 30 min

The Nick's Kid Episode

When Suzanne learns the mother of Kevin's new friend Nathan is Nick's old fling, she begins to suspect that Nathan could be Nick's biological son.

S02 E31 · 2011-04-20 · 30 min

The Kevin Gets a Commercial Episode

S02 E32 · 2011-04-20 · 30 min

The Suzanne's Surprise Party Episode

S02 E33 · 2011-04-27 · 30 min

The Mother's Day Episode

S02 E34 · 2011-04-27 · 30 min

The Lindsey Goes Vegan Episode

S03 E01 · 2012-09-17 · 30 min

The Staycation Episode

When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever – but “Casa del Nick” is soon dealing with some disappointed customers.

S03 E02 · 2012-09-18 · 30 min

The Thief Episode

Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse – but when Gigi discovers the missing money, she blames Kevin for the theft.

S03 E03 · 2012-09-19 · 30 min

The Bad Dream Episode

S03 E04 · 2012-09-20 · 30 min

The 22 Episode

S03 E05 · 2012-09-21 · 30 min

The Cooking Episode

S03 E06 · 2012-09-24 · 30 min

The Regift Episode

S03 E07 · 2012-09-25 · 30 min

The Suzanne Gets Arrested Episode

Nick helps out Willie Mays, a homeless man with a beautiful voice, by getting him a job at KAWT, but Willie takes advantage of his new job.

S03 E08 · 2012-09-26 · 30 min

The Second Black President Episode

Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school.

S03 E09 · 2012-09-27 · 30 min

The Green Episode

Nick suspects that a mysterious someone has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves town for the week to attend a childhood friend's wedding; and Marilyn tries to teach the children a life lesson.

S03 E10 · 2012-09-28 · 30 min

The Father's Day Episode

S03 E11 · 2012-10-01 · 30 min

The My First Job Episode

Lindsey is thrilled to get her first job at Up and Down Burger, but when she gives out free food to failed NBA hopeful Terrel, she soon learns the consequences of stealing at the workplace.

S03 E12 · 2012-10-02 · 30 min

The Tiger Dad Episode

S03 E14 · 2012-10-04 · 30 min

The Master of Ceremonies Episode

While hosting an awards ceremony, Nick gets laughs by making Suzanne the butt of his jokes, but finds he can't stand the heat when Suzanne starts making fun of him in public.

S03 E15 · 2012-10-05 · 30 min

The Control Issue Episode

S03 E16 · 2012-10-08 · 30 min

The Ghost Dog Episode

S03 E17 · 2012-10-09 · 30 min

The Lemon Squeeze Episode

S03 E18 · 2012-10-10 · 30 min

The Mother's-in-Law Episode

S03 E19 · 2012-10-11 · 30 min

The Tit for Tat Episode

S03 E20 · 2012-10-12 · 30 min

The Quarantine Episode

S03 E21 · 2012-10-15 · 30 min

The V.I.P. Tickets Episode

S03 E22 · 2012-10-16 · 30 min

The Lindsey Dances Episode

Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced.

S03 E23 · 2012-10-17 · 30 min

The Career Day Episode

While speaking before Kevin's class for Career Day, Nick confuses the students by implying that building connections is more important than studying hard and getting good grades.

S03 E24 · 2012-10-18 · 30 min

The House Sitter's Episode

When the house sitters next door begin acting irresponsibly, Nick and Suzanne question if they are being played for fools.

S03 E25 · 2012-10-19 · 30 min

The Nick Gets Promoted Episode

Nick anxiously awaits for a promotion, but he works hard to prove that he got what it takes and works with a colleague who is arrogant.

S03 E26 · 2012-10-22 · 30 min

The Big Loan Episode

S03 E27 · 2012-10-23 · 30 min

The Family Portrait Episode

S03 E28 · 2012-10-24 · 30 min

The Nick Hosts a Telethon Episode

S03 E29 · 2012-10-25 · 30 min

The Nick Gets an Assistant Episode

S03 E30 · 2012-10-26 · 30 min

The Silent Treatment Episode

S03 E31 · 2012-10-29 · 30 min

The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode

S03 E32 · 2012-10-30 · 30 min

The Blockbuster Movie Episode

S03 E33 · 2012-10-31 · 30 min

The Pocket Dial Episode

S03 E34 · 2012-11-01 · 30 min

The Secret Episode

S03 E35 · 2012-11-02 · 30 min

The Life Insurance Episode

S03 E36 · 2012-11-09 · 30 min

The Hypertension Episode

When Nick gets a doctors report that he has high blood pressure, Suzanne does everything she can to make sure his stress levels stay low.

S03 E37 · 2012-11-12 · 30 min

The Satchel Pagge Episode

S03 E38 · 2012-11-12 · 30 min

The Cyrano Episode

S03 E39 · 2012-11-13 · 30 min

The Identity Theft Episode

S03 E40 · 2012-11-13 · 30 min

The Inappropriate Website Episode

When Nick accidentally pulls up an adult Web site at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test.

S03 E41 · 2012-11-14 · 30 min

The Open Mic Gaffe Episode

When Nick doesn't realize his microphone is on and insults a colleague at the station. Meanwhile, the children teach Internet skills to Marilyn.

S03 E42 · 2012-11-14 · 30 min

The Timeshare Episode

Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick has suspicions about her new beau's true motives. Meanwhile, Kevin breaks his arm.

S03 E43 · 2012-11-14 · 30 min

The Thanksgiving Episode

When the entire Kingston-Persons' clan plus their parents and their friends and their friends' parents end up at the house for a pot-luck Thanksgiving, Suzanne has to scramble to find the one item she was in charge of – the turkey.

S03 E44 · 2012-11-15 · 30 min

The Sex Symbol Episode

Nick is voted as Seattle's sexiest sportscaster, but his newfound celebrity has downsides.

S03 E45 · 2012-11-15 · 30 min

The Insignificant Anniversary Episode

S03 E46 · 2012-11-16 · 30 min

The Long Con Episode

Kevin buys an inexpensive African mask at a yard sale, but the item may actually be a very valuable piece of art. Elsewhere, Lindsey prepares for a big date with her crush and receives dating advice from the gang.

S03 E47 · 2012-11-16 · 30 min

The Bigg Box Klub Episode

The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest.

S03 E48 · 2012-11-19 · 30 min

The Black Friday Episode

Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity.

S03 E49 · 2012-11-19 · 30 min

The Blackout Episode

A guys' night out goes awry, resulting in lost recollections due to alcohol-fueled blackouts and the disappearance of Nick's wedding ring.

S03 E50 · 2012-11-20 · 30 min

The Wrong Way Episode

Nick hesitantly attends his high school reunion, but all of his fears come true when his high school nickname haunts him throughout the event.

S03 E51 · 2012-11-20 · 30 min

The Concussion Episode

After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours. To avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night.

S03 E52 · 2012-11-21 · 30 min

The Bucket List Episode

When Nick realizes he's the same age his father was when he died, he decides not to waste another minute and starts tackling a list of risky activities to accomplish before he dies.

S03 E53 · 2012-11-21 · 30 min

The Spelling Bee Episode

When a well-respected actor shadows Nick to prepare for an upcoming role as an anchor, his methods turn out to be much more invasive that Nick had expected. Meanwhile, Kevin advances to the final round of a Spelling Bee.

S03 E54 · 2012-11-22 · 30 min

The Kleptomaniac Episode

Mr. Peterson asks Nick to co-host his wife's charity walkathon, but Nick is soon put into an uncomfortable situation when he suspects that Mrs. Peterson has stolen Marilyn's bracelet.

S03 E55 · 2012-11-23 · 30 min

The Hand on a House Episode

S03 E56 · 2013-03-01 · 30 min

The Good Day Seattle Episode

Mr. Peterson announces a new KAWT morning show featuring a reality show star as the co-host, but she threatens Nick's and the other anchors' jobs in order to steal the spotlight.