Sirens

2014-03-06

S01 E01 · 2014-03-06 · 22 min

Pilot

While Brian has his first day on the rig, Johnny runs into Theresa for the first time since they took "a break," and Hank and the guys discuss their "In Case of Emergency" contacts.

S01 E02 · 2014-03-06 · 22 min

A Bitch Named Karma

A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there’s no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the “rain falls equally on the just and the unjust.” After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they’re supposed to teach.

S01 E03 · 2014-03-13 · 22 min

Rachel McAdams Topless

A patient knocking on death's door pleads with the guys to go back to his house and clear the search history on his computer. After they stumble across a troubling image on the computer screen, the guys can’t get it out of their heads. Meanwhile, Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad and it contains things that he wishes he could clear.

S01 E04 · 2014-03-20 · 22 min

Famous Last Words

A dying man’s last words inspire Johnny to have the first conversation he’s had with his dad in seven years. Elsewhere, a determined Brian takes Hank on a quest to communicate the dead man’s final message to a long lost love.

S01 E05 · 2014-03-27 · 22 min

Alcohol Related Injury

After a drunken hook up, Johnny and Theresa decide they can have "just sex" so long as they establish clear ground rules. Meanwhile, the guys treat injuries resulting from a drunken backyard game of illegal "Jarts", one of which allows Brian to start checking items off his EMT “bucket list.”

S01 E06 · 2014-04-03 · 22 min

The Finger

Johnny introduces Theresa to his father and is taken aback when his Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush, while Hank gets a new father figure that he never planned for.

S01 E07 · 2014-04-10 · 22 min

Till Jeff Do Us Part

Johnny steps up for his friend when Hank gets an invitation to his Ex’s wedding, while Theresa has trouble seeing eye to eye with a wedding guest. Meanwhile, Brian learns a new job skill.

S01 E08 · 2014-04-17 · 22 min

Itsy Bitsy Spider

After it's revealed that Hank is deathly afraid of spiders and Brian comes face-to-face with his suicidal doppleganger, everyone examines their own fears, and Johnny gets payback for all the practical jokes he’s played.

S01 E09 · 2014-04-24 · 22 min

There's No ''I'' in Cream

While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.

S01 E10 · 2014-05-01 · 22 min

Shotgun Wedding

Theresa has a brush with death on the job and resolves to join the FBI in Washington. When Johnny proposes marriage to keep her in Chicago, they must overcome a series of catastrophes and mishaps to get to the altar.

2015-01-27 · The second season of Sirens premiered Tuesday, January 27 at 10pm on USA Network and consists of 13 episodes, up from Season 1's 10.

S02 E01 · 2015-01-27 · 22 min

Superdick

When the guys save a landlord with a nut allergy, Johnny finds the perfect apartment to share with Theresa, and his relationship with her enters a new "territory." Brian tries to understand his relationship with Voodoo.

S02 E02 · 2015-01-27 · 22 min

Johnny Nightingale

The murky relationship between the caregiver and the cared-for is exposed when Johnny encounters an overly grateful patient and Brian agrees to escort an injured young woman to her prom.

S02 E03 · 2015-02-03 · 22 min

Briandipity

The guys consider ideas of fate and serendipity when random events occur; Johnny is upset to learn that Theresa does not believe destiny had a hand in their being together.

S02 E04 · 2015-02-03 · 22 min

Transcendual

The guys treat an overly-ambitious gym rat; Johnny and Hank get free passes at a health club; Voodoo tests Brian's limits.

S02 E05 · 2015-02-10 · 22 min

All the Single Ladies

Johnny and Hank are horrified when they find out they have to ride along on Brian's first night shift.

S02 E06 · 2015-02-24 · 22 min

Screw the One Percent

Johnny must deal with his prejudice against rich, white men when Hank begins dating his landlord; Billy helps Brian work through heartbreak.

S02 E07 · 2015-03-03 · 22 min

Let Pythons Be Pythons

A car crash at a firehouse releases an unusual passenger; and Billy accompanies Theresa and Maeve to a sample sale.

S02 E08 · 2015-03-10 · 22 min

Hypocritical Oath

After saving a local mobster, Brian encourages the guys to make changes in the rig. Hank considers the worst person he has ever helped. Billy looks for a neighborhood pony.

S02 E09 · 2015-03-17 · 22 min

Charbroiled

A drunken brawl among sports fans reverberates at a family barbecue, where disputes occur over a new gas grill.

S02 E10 · 2015-03-24 · 22 min

Balls

Johnny, Theresa, Billy and Maeve begin to play tennis together; Cash helps Hank shop for his mother's birthday gift; Brian rides along with Voodoo and Stats.

S02 E11 · 2015-03-31 · 22 min

Six Feet Over/Under

Johnny and his mom deal with his dad's slipping into a coma in very different ways: He tries to repay an old debt while she places bets on what time her former husband will die. In other events, the guys can't rid themselves of an unfortunate earworm.

S02 E12 · 2015-04-07 · 22 min

No Love

After observing the respect that Theresa receives on the job, Johnny gets the guys to revive an old program in order to get a little respect for EMTs.

S02 E13 · 2015-04-14 · 22 min

Sub-Primal Fears

In the Season 2 finale, the guys treat a man who fears hospitals. In other events, Brian confronts his fear of moving out; and Johnny has a fear realized when Billy temporarily moves in with him and Theresa.