Santa Clarita Diet

2017-02-03

S01 E01 · 2017-02-03 · 30 min

So Then a Bat or a Monkey

Joel and Sheila's marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.

S01 E02 · 2017-02-03 · 29 min

We Can't Kill People!

The Hammonds try to live their new truth, Abby comes to a hard realization while browsing comics, and Joel treats Sheila to a very expensive meal.

S01 E03 · 2017-02-03 · 26 min

We Can Kill People

Sheila's tummy is growling and Joel needs to find her someone tasty ASAP. Meanwhile, Abby embraces her inner badass and helps out a friend in need.

S01 E04 · 2017-02-03 · 27 min

The Farting Sex Tourist

Sheila inspires her friends and insults the principal. Joel bonds with Abby, and Dan makes a damning discovery while spraying for ants.

S01 E05 · 2017-02-03 · 29 min

Man Eat Man

Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.

S01 E06 · 2017-02-03 · 28 min

Attention to Detail

Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.

S01 E07 · 2017-02-03 · 29 min

Strange or Just Inconsiderate?

With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.

S01 E08 · 2017-02-03 · 28 min

How Much Vomit?

A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.

S01 E09 · 2017-02-03 · 28 min

The Book!

Joel and Eric seek out the mysterious Anton at a paranormal convention while Sheila and Abby bond over their shared love of bad behavior.

S01 E10 · 2017-02-03 · 29 min

Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats

Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it may be too late.

2018-03-23 · What turned Sheila undead? Has Joel boarded the crazy train? Are Eric and Abby just friends? The questions -- like the bodies -- are stacking up.

S02 E01 · 2018-03-23 · 29 min

No Family Is Perfect

OK, let's see here: Joel's stuck in an asylum, Sheila's chained to a pole, and Abby's on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.

S02 E02 · 2018-03-23 · 29 min

Coyote in Yoga Pants

Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.

S02 E03 · 2018-03-23 · 27 min

Moral Gray Area

After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.

S02 E04 · 2018-03-23 · 27 min

The Queen of England

Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.

S02 E05 · 2018-03-23 · 28 min

Going Pre-med

A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.

S02 E06 · 2018-03-23 · 30 min

Pasión

Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel's on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.

S02 E07 · 2018-03-23 · 28 min

A Change of Heart

007, he ain't. Eric's plan to go undercover as a seafood distributor hits a snag. Meanwhile, Joel and Sheila worry Abby is getting out of control.

S02 E08 · 2018-03-23 · 30 min

Easels and War Paint

Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.

S02 E09 · 2018-03-23 · 29 min

Suspicious Objects

Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.

S02 E10 · 2018-03-23 · 34 min

Halibut!

With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.

2019-03-29 · Sheila searches for meaning, Joel investigates a secret society, and Abby struggles with her feelings for Eric. Life and undeath can be so stressful.

S03 E01 · 2019-03-29 · 31 min

Wuffenloaf

God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

S03 E02 · 2019-03-29 · 27 min

Knighttime

Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!

S03 E03 · 2019-03-29 · 30 min

We Let People Die Every Day

Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.

S03 E04 · 2019-03-29 · 29 min

More of a Cat Person

Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

S03 E05 · 2019-03-29 · 30 min

Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head

Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.

S03 E06 · 2019-03-29 · 27 min

The Chicken and the Pear

To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.

S03 E07 · 2019-03-29 · 28 min

A Specific Form of Recklessness

Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.

S03 E08 · 2019-03-29 · 32 min

Forever!

A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.

S03 E09 · 2019-03-29 · 29 min

Zombody

Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.

S03 E10 · 2019-03-29 · 36 min

The Cult of Sheila

Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.