Mystery Science Theater 3000

2017-04-14 · Kinga Forrester and her loyal henchman, Max, have revived the infamous experiment started by Kinga’s father twenty-nine years earlier: How many bad movies does it take to drive a person mad? In this latest reiteration of the show, her test subject is Jonah Heston, a space pilot for Gizmonic Institute, who gets trapped responding to a distress call from the dark side of the moon. Confined aboard the Satellite of Love, Jonah bands together with his robot friends, Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot to ward off lunacy by continuously riffing on whatever movies are sent to them.

S01 E01 · 2017-04-14 · 90 min

Reptilicus

After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.

S01 E02 · 2017-04-14 · 89 min

Cry Wilderness

Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.

S01 E03 · 2017-04-14 · 87 min

The Time Travelers

A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.

S01 E04 · 2017-04-14 · 92 min

Avalanche

While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.

S01 E05 · 2017-04-14 · 86 min

The Beast of Hollow Mountain

Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.

S01 E06 · 2017-04-14 · 89 min

Starcrash

Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.

S01 E07 · 2017-04-14 · 88 min

The Land That Time Forgot

A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.

S01 E08 · 2017-04-14 · 86 min

The Loves of Hercules

The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.

S01 E09 · 2017-04-14 · 87 min

Yongary

Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.

S01 E10 · 2017-04-14 · 88 min

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom

A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.

S01 E11 · 2017-04-14 · 89 min

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.

S01 E12 · 2017-04-14 · 90 min

Carnival Magic

Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.

S01 E13 · 2017-04-14 · 88 min

The Christmas That Almost Wasn't

The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.

S01 E14 · 2017-04-14 · 94 min

At the Earth's Core

While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.

2018-11-22 · Kinga Forrester has unveiled the latest innovation in movie riffing... THE GAUNTLET! Can Jonah Heston, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy – and you – survive sitting through six cheesy movies in a row?! Enter the nightmare-fueled worlds of MAC & ME, ATLANTIC RIM, LORDS OF THE DEEP, THE DAY TIME ENDED, KILLER FISH and ATOR: THE FIGHTING EAGLE, in the twelfth season of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

S02 E01 · 2018-11-22 · 81 min

Mac and Me

The gang kicks off a marathon of movie torture with a suspiciously "E.T."-like flick featuring a homely baby alien with a serious soda habit.

S02 E02 · 2018-11-22 · 80 min

Atlantic Rim

This bro-tastic ripoff of Guillermo del Toro's "Pacific Rim" boasts cheesy dialogue, barely scientific mech suits and some very creative geography.

S02 E03 · 2018-11-22 · 78 min

Lords of the Deep

Jonah and the bots join the star-crossed crew of an undersea lab for a psychedelic late-'80s adventure that boggles the mind -- in all the worst ways.

S02 E04 · 2018-11-22 · 82 min

The Day Time Ended

As Jonah and pals suffer through endless stop-motion sci-fi mayhem in the California desert, an old acquaintance drops in on Kinga and Max.

S02 E05 · 2018-11-22 · 81 min

Killer Fish

Blood and betrayals abound in this messy Lee Majors horror movie featuring stolen jewels, piranhas and a tangled web of thieves.

S02 E06 · 2018-11-22 · 82 min

Ator

After plunging the frazzled crew into a world of prophecies, gnarly spiders and scantily clad warriors, Kinga unveils her next diabolical plan.