Clarkson's Farm

2021-06-11 · An intense, arduous and frequently hilarious year in the life of Britain’s most unlikely farmer, Jeremy Clarkson. Join Jeremy and his rag-tag band of agricultural associates as they face-up to a backdrop of unhelpful weather, disobedient animals, unresponsive crops and an unexpected pandemic. This is Jeremy Clarkson as you’ve never seen him before.

S01 E01 · 2021-06-11 · 54 min

Tractoring

Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.

S01 E02 · 2021-06-11 · 51 min

Sheeping

Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

S01 E03 · 2021-06-11 · 52 min

Shopping

Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

S01 E04 · 2021-06-11 · 49 min

Wilding

Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

S01 E05 · 2021-06-11 · 47 min

Pan (dem) icking

As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

S01 E06 · 2021-06-11 · 42 min

Melting

Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

S01 E07 · 2021-06-11 · 41 min

Fluffing

As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

S01 E08 · 2021-06-11 · 54 min

Harvesting

After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

2023-02-10 · Another year in the life of Diddly Squat Farm, run by Jeremy Clarkson, Britain's best-known but least-qualified amateur farmer. In an effort to increase his annual profit (£144 last year) he's diversifying, in the shape of cows, more chickens and his own restaurant.

S02 E01 · 2023-02-10 · 42 min

Surviving

Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

S02 E02 · 2023-02-10 · 46 min

Cowering

Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

S02 E03 · 2023-02-10 · 40 min

Schmoozing

Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

S02 E04 · 2023-02-10 · 45 min

Badgering

Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

S02 E05 · 2023-02-10 · 48 min

Council-ing

The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

S02 E06 · 2023-02-10 · 40 min

Counselling

The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

S02 E07 · 2023-02-10 · 44 min

Scheming

Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

S02 E08 · 2023-02-10 · 52 min

Climaxing

Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

2024-05-03 · After the triumphant finale of Season 2, we return to Diddly Squat to find everything in turmoil. The council has shut the restaurant and the weather is ruining the crops. Desperate for new income streams Jeremy enters a world of pig breeding, goat attacks and mushroom mountains. Meanwhile Kaleb, promoted to farm manager, deals with an unwelcome rival. The funniest, most heartbreaking season yet.

S03 E01 · 2024-05-03 · 44 min

Unfarming

We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

S03 E02 · 2024-05-03 · 46 min

Porking

Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

S03 E03 · 2024-05-03 · 48 min

Jobbing

It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

S03 E04 · 2024-05-03 · 49 min

Harrowing

Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

S03 E05 · 2024-05-10 · 52 min

Healing

Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.

S03 E06 · 2024-05-10 · 50 min

Mushrooming

Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

S03 E07 · 2024-05-10 · 52 min

Parking

Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

S03 E08 · 2024-05-10 · 60 min

Calculating

Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

2025-05-23 · Jeremy is taking on his most ambitious project yet, setting out to buy a pub that will reignite his Farm to Fork restaurant vision. But the road to becoming a landlord isn’t exactly straightforward, and with new faces, new livestock and new machinery arriving at the farm, life at Diddly Squat is busier than ever.

S04 E01 · 2025-05-23 · 39 min

Solo-ing

Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.

S04 E02 · 2025-05-23 · 51 min

Pubbing

Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.

S04 E03 · 2025-05-23 · 49 min

Crawling

Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.

S04 E04 · 2025-05-23 · 44 min

Cottaging

There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.

S04 E05 · 2025-05-30 · 44 min

Endgaming

It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.

S04 E06 · 2025-05-30 · 49 min

Splurging

With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.

S04 E07 · 2025-06-06 · 52 min

Hurrying

A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.

S04 E08 · 2025-06-06 · 49 min

Landlording

It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain falls on another farming year.

2026-06-03 · Amidst a government budget that sends the UK farming community into uproar, Jeremy decides some big changes are needed to make the farm run more smoothly. But while the farm tries to go high-tech – resulting in Kaleb's first ever trip abroad – even bigger developments are heading for Diddly Squat that are going to prove much more of a challenge.